Floater

Not to be curt, but I always thought it'd be fun to poke floating dead bodies with sticks. You don't want to interfere with the natural process of decomposition, but if you have the chance to nudge that floating corpse along. Poke and prod this floating dead guy as you influence where this motionless body courses downstream, hit some rocks, crush his ribs on deadwood, and arrange a hilariously gory death for this floating dude.

Use your mouse to poke the dead guy with the stick.