What better metaphor for living then a fully customizable, grind based arena fighter? From a far enough abstraction, life is a long and tedious fight to the death. You will often win the battle but never the war. Collect items and upgrades as is your want. Fight the inevitable with such a cunning and gusto that tales of your glory may echo through eternity.

Arrow Pad: Move

Z,X: Attack

C,V: Use Item